Cops in a Bar, Overheard

“This guy, he was all busted up. He was all upset about this cat. He was going on about the ASPCA. So he goes away, he gets on his cell phone.

I took out my weapon, I shot that cat eight fuckin times. Blam blam blam! Like that. It was fuckin awesome.

I threw it in the fuckin woods. My captain didn’t even give me any shit about it. He was OK.”

Cops in a Bar, Overheard
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4 thoughts on “Cops in a Bar, Overheard

  • March 25, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Hmmm… And I thought all childhood animal abusers grew up to be serial killers. I guess in this case they are probably one in the same.

  • March 25, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    That is truly disgusting.

    Growing up out in the country, I’m familiar with situations in which an animal was shot because it was horribly injured or dangerous (as in, rabid), but no one takes pleasure in killing animals in those situations. The person relating that story is sick. Sadly, this person is in a position of authority in which s/he is responsible for enforcing laws regarding cruelty to animals.

    Semi-OT: Is it just me or have you noticed that some people are more willing to be cruel to cats than other animals such as dogs?

  • April 5, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    Not all who walk and talk are alive. This creature is clearly dead inside. Best to stay away from the walking damned.

  • May 10, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    That right there is what we call a total asshole.

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