My old Army buddy Rob noted that I managed to get the dress-greens photo reversed, so it looks like the medals are on the wrong side. He’s suggested that it means I’m a spy, but of course that’s precisely what a dangerous communist fiend like him would say. Other folks who know me would more likely attribute it to me thinkin left-handed.
Speaking from personal experience, I’ll just say I’m an idiot. And I’ll leave the picture that way, for the time being. I kinda like the left-handed excuse.
Left-Handed Dress Greens
Frederick Engels would be so proud of me. Hey look mom, I’m a communist I’m a communist. I have often thought that my life would have been better spent living in a rich man’s attic while I mooched off of his money and expounded upon the oppression of the lower class. Maybe if I came and lived in your attic Mike…Yeah that’s it, that’s the ticket. That would make me the poor man’s Karl Marx. I can’t wait. When will the space be ready?
I must admit I look at your sight numerous times per day just waiting for that damned picture to get fixed. Damn the Army. It turned me into this Uber-dress right dress monster. Maybe if you posted on your bio that you were cross-eyed instead of color-blind it would make your mistake more believable. That would explain everything on the wrong side…but then again wouldn’t that make you right handed instead. OOOH! My head’s starting to hurt. See ya.