Great Combinations

Mason and Dixon. Bread and butter. Marx and Engels. Chocolate and peanut butter. Woodward and Bernstein.

Texas holdem and phentermine?

Why do these things always appear together in comment spam? I’m trying to imagine the spammers’ reasoning process: “Let’s see; they’re going to be sitting at their computers, placing multiple bets. . . So. . . Oh! They might get fat! Let’s make sure they don’t get fat! If they’re gonna gamble online and risk getting fat, it’s imperative we also offer them an anti-fat drug with their online poker game!”

What’s next? A free credit report with your dirty pictures?

Great Combinations