Best. Spam. Evar.

In my inbox today: a beyond-the-grave email from none other than the eminent Austrian himself.

FROM: Freud

What did the good doctor want? Why, to sell me some VIAGRA FOR AS LOW AS $1.62 A DOSE, of course, because I apparently NEED 15 MINUTES TO BE READY FOR ACTION. Who knew?

Pfizer couldn’t ask for a better spokesman, I suppose. One blue pill, and — well — the ego is not master in its own house?

Best. Spam. Evar.