Even More Evidence That My Existence Somehow Displeases the Cosmos

preterite October 31, 2007 Asides

Halloween night is the worst possible night to have the doorknob on your front door cease to function.

joanna
November 1, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Permalink

Did you have to throw open a window and throw candy at the kids?
Lance
November 4, 2007 at 12:21 am
Permalink

My doorbell broke without my knowing it. I kept wondering why people insisted on knocking.

Comments are closed.

Dennis Jerz on More from ChatGPT: “Great stuff! I will be borrowing heavily (and citing appropriately) for a panel at my school in a couple weeks.…” Mar 6, 05:24
Steve Krause on CCCC2022: Reasons to Confer: “Needless to say, I think you’re right. You are raising perfectly valid concerns about not only how this specific conference…” Mar 17, 06:08
Dennis Jerz on Teaching Bartleby: “Today when I started a discussion on Bartleby, and asked for comments from the class, on that cue the entire…” Sep 16, 18:28
Mel on Top Rhet/Comp Schools?: “Hi B, I was reading this thread and thought wow I wish there were some recent posts on here–then I…” Jun 28, 11:33
BK on Top Rhet/Comp Schools?: “Hi all, I’d argue that University of Michigan’s Joint Program in English and Education, headed by Anne Gere, could be…” Jun 24, 16:58