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  1. joanna

    Mike? I know it’s like asking someone to explain the punchline of a joke, but I don’t get this limerick. Could you solve the equation and show your work? Mathematically Challenged,

    Joanna

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  2. mike (author)

    As an example: one line might be, “divided by seven,” and the next might begin, “plus. . .”

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  3. bradley

    Okay, I see how two lines rhyme: “divided by seven” and “five times eleven” but that’s as far as I’m getting and I don’t know if I wanna try any harder.

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  4. mike (author)

    Bradley’s got it: the third and fourth lines are

    divided by seven plus five times eleven

    and, well, OK, I’ll point out that a synonym for 20 rhymes with “four,” which might indicate that there are other synonyms in the first line, as well – like for 144 and 12.

    (And for the last line: what’s a one-syllable word for ‘equals’?)

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  5. bradley

    Score! Gross! Dozen!

    line one: one dozen, one gross and one score line two: plus three times the square root of four line three: divided by seven line four: plus five times eleven line five: equals 9 squared and no more!

    That must be it! Right?!?!?! It works, I think.

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  6. mike (author)

    Absolutely right on target, my friend. Perhaps rhythm’s a matter of personal taste – I’m kinda partial to

    A dozen, a gross and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more.

    So yeah, you totally got it. I so totally love the idea of math limericks, and I want to invent some, but I have no idea whatsoever where I’d begin. Does that take a sudoku kind of brain?

    What do you think, Joanna?

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  7. joanna

    Quote the Howard: “Not a bit more. . . .”

    Seriously, I’m impressed with both of you–it’s like you’re bilingual, writing poems with words and numbers.

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  8. bradley

    I didn’t even try to get the meter. I was just trying to make sense of the dang thing. If it takes a sodoku brain to make these things up, don’t call me Will Shortz or however he spells his name. It was quite exciting to get it though. I felt smart!

    I didn’t get the one syllable for equals part until now.

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  9. Chris

    The really impressive thing is that it does, of course, equate the way it says it does. I could probably string together numbers and mathematical operators into euphonious phrases, but to actually have it be correct…wow.

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